Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
just had eggs god they were delish
man i love eggs
im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious
mmm delicious chicken periods
ok
its a fucking egg cell
do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?
seeds
do you know what holds seeds?
fruit.
enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP
sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!
I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!
Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.
It was delicious.
YOU GUYS DO KNOW THAT THE YOLK IS THE SHIT BABY CHICKENS FEED ON? AND A LOT OF BIRD BREEDERS FEED CHICKEN PERIODS TO THEIR BREEDING BIRDS BECAUSE THE BIRDS LOVE IT AND IT’S FUCKING FOOD FOR THEM AND THEIR CHICKS. THEY EVEN FEED IT TO CHICKENS.
SHIT GUYS WE BETTER TELL THEM BIRD BREEDERS THAT BIRDS COME FROM EGGS.
These pictures are really cool
oh pretentious vegan….
this grossed me out a lot though… cus i went out for breakfast once and there was blood ijn my egg and ive never been able to eat them since really….
fuck yall’ for this. man………………
mmmm.
don’t you dare try to make me feel bad for eating what you don’t.
Seriously, if eggs are chicken periods, then consider me a chicken tampon cause I sop dat shit UP!
This is balut! It’s a common snack in Southeast Asia with many variations—the age of the embryo, the method of cooking, the condiments. I want to try it someday. I love the taste of eggs and I like the taste of chicken, so it makes sense that the status in between would be an enticing mix of both.
b…balut on my dash #CRY
ALSO those are really good pictures of the developing chick. It’s a little sad but still good. If people give shit about chicken eggs, uhhh the chicken produces an egg almost everyday and if we don’t eat it, well it’s going to either sit there or get broken/stomp on so EAT IT.
also eggs are delicious.
Hmm just had eggs like two minutes ago. Oh well they were tasty. Mind you that Plants are living things as well, so I’m pretty sure that vegans and such are still murders, but it is all where you draw your lines.
(Source: joebspecial)
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Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party
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- me and laura are watching the avengers, she hasnt seen a lot of the marvel movies
- me: okay so the reason why caps shield is so strong is because its partially made out of vibranium, thats why it just leveled the forest when thor hit it
- laura: i thought it was made of freedom
- me:
- laura:
- me:
- laura:
- me:
- laura: freedom is the strongest force there is
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- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
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Still the most epic promotion ever.
Sadako 3D is coming, guys.
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I would’ve failed every class.
professor downey, i need your help on this assignment
*an hour later*
“do you understand this now? :-)”
“NOPE.”
(Source: iwantcupcakes)
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Being a douche.
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- SM Entertainment: Repeat the title of their song 12783908534 times.
- YG Entertainment: Actual sentences.
- CUBE Entertainment: Engrish to the max despite having Peniel and G.Na
- Block B: Make sure the English words sound sexual.
- JYP: JYP
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